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DavidRoxZoRs |
Posted: January 23, 2008 03:04 am
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Doom Trooper Group: Members Posts: 1189 Joined: December 18, 2004 |
your wish is granted, but you are immediatly used as a dildo by and 74 year old hooker with 82 STDs
I wish nothing could cause me harm, mental or physical, grief, annoyance, or anything that would possibly be bad, unexpected or painful -------------------- |
iliketoblowzombieheadsoff |
Posted: January 23, 2008 03:09 am
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Ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatt Group: Members Posts: 4896 Joined: May 26, 2006 |
Wish granted.
You were immune to every single thing you mentioned... until side-effects came. Wishing this type of wish would cause the exact opposite, so you died a horrible death. I wish I've got a new PC that can play any game with really really good graphics, and also has 500000000000000000 TB in the harddrive. -------------------- Current game(s): Uh uh not updatin' this no mo
Looking forward to: Some shit Name Shortcut: Zombie, Isit, Bob(not recommended) |
mallic |
Posted: January 23, 2008 03:11 am
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Penguin Overlord Group: BB:S Team Posts: 3099 Joined: June 08, 2006 |
google sues you because you stole their super secret demon powered pc
I wish to be oblique --------------------
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Equalizer |
Posted: January 23, 2008 10:53 am
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Last hope of Mankind Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 633 Joined: February 12, 2005 |
Granted, but the world blows up.
I wish I could wear these headphones with a hat... -------------------- |
Luciel |
Posted: January 23, 2008 11:38 am
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Doom Trooper Group: Moderators Posts: 1070 Joined: August 18, 2005 |
you find a hat thin and tight enough to wear your headphones over but just after the hat eats you.
I wish i didn´t have to pay bills. |
mallic |
Posted: January 23, 2008 01:21 pm
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Penguin Overlord Group: BB:S Team Posts: 3099 Joined: June 08, 2006 |
congratulations your a hobo with nothing but alcohol
I wish for the idiot racists on all sides of the spectrum to be obliterated. --------------------
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Luciel |
Posted: January 23, 2008 02:57 pm
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Doom Trooper Group: Moderators Posts: 1070 Joined: August 18, 2005 |
wish granted but the actual spectrum console comes and runs your life at 64k which experience serious lag and you get a frame per minute : )
I wish that the power cuts at home didn´t constantly fuck up my network equipment |
mallic |
Posted: January 23, 2008 06:15 pm
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Penguin Overlord Group: BB:S Team Posts: 3099 Joined: June 08, 2006 |
granted but then a hobo pisses all over your store and rapes a monkey in front of you while eating a piece of pizza topped with deer and Jeffery Dommers (sp) eyeballs
I wish ironoak because a giant robot made by micronazi --------------------
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iliketoblowzombieheadsoff |
Posted: January 24, 2008 01:44 am
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Ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatt Group: Members Posts: 4896 Joined: May 26, 2006 |
Your wish was granted, but it did not make sense so the wish killed you instead.
I wish my glasses don't fall off my face easily. -------------------- Current game(s): Uh uh not updatin' this no mo
Looking forward to: Some shit Name Shortcut: Zombie, Isit, Bob(not recommended) |
DavidRoxZoRs |
Posted: January 24, 2008 05:02 am
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Doom Trooper Group: Members Posts: 1189 Joined: December 18, 2004 |
Your wish is granted but your glasses are stuck to your face for all eternity and the only way to get them off is to cut your face off.
I wish for a piece of cheddar cheese This post has been edited by DavidRoxZoRs on January 24, 2008 05:02 am -------------------- |
mallic |
Posted: January 24, 2008 02:05 pm
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Penguin Overlord Group: BB:S Team Posts: 3099 Joined: June 08, 2006 |
NOOOOOO I have to fuck up a cheese wish (cheese is god)
You get your cheese but you find out its a hallow piece of cheese and there are smurfs living in it I wish that I could personally end the life of nearly every person at my school (mainly the stupid whores that keep getting pregnant and bitching loudly at everyone) in a very violent manner. --------------------
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Elite viking |
Posted: January 24, 2008 03:25 pm
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Veteran Lord Carnage Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 2471 Joined: December 16, 2004 |
You manage to kill them all violently, then the cops arrive on the scene and shoot you dead.
I wish for and end to the increased global warming |
Equalizer |
Posted: January 24, 2008 04:31 pm
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Last hope of Mankind Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 633 Joined: February 12, 2005 |
granted. Global freezing begins, have fun being frozen for next couple of billion years
I wish I could jump off buildings and stay alive. -------------------- |
Luciel |
Posted: January 24, 2008 04:40 pm
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Doom Trooper Group: Moderators Posts: 1070 Joined: August 18, 2005 |
granted, you become immortal and the goverment captures you to experiment on you until the day you are no longer needed and are put in prison for all eternity as they consider you a danger to society : )
I wish i had a dodger charger ss |
mallic |
Posted: January 24, 2008 06:05 pm
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Penguin Overlord Group: BB:S Team Posts: 3099 Joined: June 08, 2006 |
my friend has one they are pretty good cars.
You get your car but mexican midgets key it with racial signs and you get killed by a member of the black panthers I wish god was female (hehehe that would fuck the world up) --------------------
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