granted, but your internet goes out and all of your games melt. Every single activity you enjoy is shut down for a day and your hands fall off.


I wish I was George A. Romero

Granted, you release 12 new zombie movies, all of them an exact copy of the Dawn of the Dead remake, with different actors and slightly different color filters.
You get bad reviews on every single movie and everybody hates you forever. You never make another film. You become a prostitute to make money and get hired by a gay cowboy. You die from the pain of anal penetration.

OH MY GOD that was a good corruption.

I wish for banana.

Granted. You get a banana. You finish the banana, throwing the peel away on the ground. You trip on the peel, falling on a junk truck. You get taken into the junk processing dump, and get processed. You are now a mushed up cube of bloody flesh.
Haha yeah I don't know what that was


I wish I GET GOOD SLEEP TONIGHT

This post has been edited by iliketoblowzombieheadsoff on August 30, 2009 06:49 am

denied, try again

I wish he tried again

Haha, fool

Granted. "He" tried again, slamming you with a wooden hammer again.

I wish for dish.... network(?)

granted, all of your dishes have computers in them and they form skynet and take over the world while raping you with a fork for all of eternity to fulfill their sick pleasures.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

Granted your wish was corrupted.

I wish for pie.

Granted for being coolios

I wish for better pain relief medication for my headache.

Man I miss this game...

Granted, the medicine bottle you recieved had sharp rocks in it instead. When you looked, you were like "wait wait wait..." then went to the store and bought actual medicine.

I wish for a fan that can ventilate a whole room.

Granted. It creates a cyclone, which turns the whole room, and yourself, inside out.

I wish Seasick Steve was local (as in, lived near me) - so he'd perform at various gigs in my hometown.

Wish granted. Seasick Steve became local. But his shows got sold out almost all of the time that he was forced to move again. Next time.

I wish Max Payne 3 was certainly going to come out!!!!

Granted, Max Payne 3 comes out, and it's terrible because it was rushed.

I wish I was a black man.

Granted. You're a black man in the 1700's. Have fun with that...

I wish nicotene wasn't addictive.

HAHAHA nice Keyes.

Granted. Nicotene is not addicting anymore. The creators of it, however, make another alternative and it was much more hazardous than nicotene. You try these new cigarettes and die after 2 puffs.

I wish Max Payne wasn't so sad.