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Equalizer |
Posted: February 16, 2011 03:03 am
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Last hope of Mankind Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 633 Joined: February 12, 2005 |
Your wish was granted, however it was so buggy that your brain exploded after trying to play.
I wish life wasn't so bloody expensive. -------------------- |
iliketoblowzombieheadsoff |
Posted: February 16, 2011 03:12 am
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Ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatt Group: Members Posts: 4896 Joined: May 26, 2006 |
Why, heyllow dar!!!!!!!!!
Wish granted. Life became extremely cheap. It became so cheap, that somebody bought you as a butler. One day you died from extreme exhaustion trying to clean your master's toilet. I wish..... for CHICKEN! -------------------- Current game(s): Uh uh not updatin' this no mo
Looking forward to: Some shit Name Shortcut: Zombie, Isit, Bob(not recommended) |
Equalizer |
Posted: February 16, 2011 03:15 am
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Last hope of Mankind Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 633 Joined: February 12, 2005 |
Granted. It was undercooked and infested with Salmonella and E-Coli and other nasty deadly bacteria. You died within 4 seconds of putting your teeth in to it.
I wish I had a a cutlass. -------------------- |
mrmicky |
Posted: February 16, 2011 01:47 pm
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The Pwnerer Group: BB:S Team Posts: 1397 Joined: September 15, 2006 |
Granted however the tripped and the Blade went through your neck, you awoke several weeks later in hospital and a zombie epidemic had arose 28 days earlier.
I wish for a car. -------------------- Lightsaver the energy efficient Lightsabre |
Keyes |
Posted: February 16, 2011 07:04 pm
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I'm On A Boat Group: Moderators Posts: 2264 Joined: December 04, 2004 |
Granted. However, you forgot to wish for one with wheels. Enjoy!
I wish uni work wasn't so damn hard. -------------------- |
iliketoblowzombieheadsoff |
Posted: February 17, 2011 05:52 am
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Ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatt Group: Members Posts: 4896 Joined: May 26, 2006 |
Granted. Uni work was so dang easy, that even a person with REALLY LOW intelligence average can pass. Your uni started having a bad reputation and nobody wanted to hire anyone who dare spend at least 2 seconds in the uni you go to. Goodbye future!!!
I wish for a NASA bed. -------------------- Current game(s): Uh uh not updatin' this no mo
Looking forward to: Some shit Name Shortcut: Zombie, Isit, Bob(not recommended) |
mallic |
Posted: February 24, 2011 06:20 am
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Penguin Overlord Group: BB:S Team Posts: 3099 Joined: June 08, 2006 |
Granted but instead of a memory foam mattress, you get a piece of rocket ship turned bed. One night during sleep, it decides to launch itself and blows up.
I wish my job interview this friday is met with due success. --------------------
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mrmicky |
Posted: February 24, 2011 03:59 pm
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The Pwnerer Group: BB:S Team Posts: 1397 Joined: September 15, 2006 |
Granted, with great success you get the job. Only to find the company goes bankrupt 2 days later.
I wish I had more money. -------------------- Lightsaver the energy efficient Lightsabre |
Keyes |
Posted: February 25, 2011 08:18 pm
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I'm On A Boat Group: Moderators Posts: 2264 Joined: December 04, 2004 |
Granted, there's now a large suitcase containing what is now your money - but it's buried under a rock...somewhere in Afghanistan.
I wish I owned a whiskey distillery - a good whiskey distillery. -------------------- |
DavidRoxZoRs |
Posted: February 26, 2011 10:46 pm
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Doom Trooper Group: Members Posts: 1189 Joined: December 18, 2004 |
Granted. You are mysteriously sent a cargo container labeled "Best whiskey distillery conceived" and proceed to open it. Upon your first attempt to use it, an inter-dimensional rift is opened and whiskey from the alternate universe "Glorzak" is sent through. The rift closes and your equipment is vaporized. You were sent 2,500,000,000 bottles of the whiskey, and decide to sell it. You label it "Keyes' Glorzak Whiskey" and make billions of dollars from it. Your supply is diminished within months. On December 21, 2012, the rift opens again, right in front of you, while you are on your yacht in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. The creatures from Glorzak demand compensation for their whiskey, and shortly learn that you have sold all of it and spent over 100% of the money. They then destroy the Earth.
I wish for nicer sunglasses. -------------------- |
Equalizer |
Posted: March 25, 2011 12:45 am
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Last hope of Mankind Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 633 Joined: February 12, 2005 |
Granted. Unfortunately they were highly magnifying to a point where you turned towards the direction of the sun and are now blind for the rest of your life. Enjoy!
I wish my grammar didn't suck. -------------------- |
mallic |
Posted: June 09, 2011 02:51 pm
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Penguin Overlord Group: BB:S Team Posts: 3099 Joined: June 08, 2006 |
Granted. But you get the shit kicked out of you by some kids who think smart people are all nerds and like to abuse them.
I wish I didn't work at a shitty place. --------------------
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iliketoblowzombieheadsoff |
Posted: June 10, 2011 01:17 am
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Ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatt Group: Members Posts: 4896 Joined: May 26, 2006 |
Granted. You now work on a VERY shitty place.
I wish .... I got that cool-looking NCR Ranger armor (see my avatar) to wear around and scare people. -------------------- Current game(s): Uh uh not updatin' this no mo
Looking forward to: Some shit Name Shortcut: Zombie, Isit, Bob(not recommended) |
gordon_frohman |
Posted: June 10, 2011 12:40 pm
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Frohtastic ! Group: Members Posts: 2357 Joined: November 19, 2006 |
granted, but you get marked as a terrorist and is to be killed on sight.
i wish for no wishes -------------------- |
Keyes |
Posted: June 10, 2011 03:23 pm
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I'm On A Boat Group: Moderators Posts: 2264 Joined: December 04, 2004 |
Granted, but in the act of wishing for no wishes, you have created and used a wish, thus causing a paradox that makes the universe implode.
I wish something awful would happen to Sarah Palin. -------------------- |