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iliketoblowzombieheadsoff |
Posted: August 06, 2010 03:05 am
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Ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatt Group: Members Posts: 4896 Joined: May 26, 2006 |
Granted. You can type faster. So fast, that your fingers couldn't handle it. They got so tired and numb that you could not use them for eternity.
I wish graphics cards are cheap, and we had an extra copy of Starcraft 2 so me and my brother could play. -------------------- Current game(s): Uh uh not updatin' this no mo
Looking forward to: Some shit Name Shortcut: Zombie, Isit, Bob(not recommended) |
Zombie Assassin |
Posted: August 07, 2010 02:05 am
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Last hope of Mankind Group: Members Posts: 645 Joined: October 02, 2006 |
Granted. Graphics cards become cheap, but Starcraft 2 goes berserk, and you blow up for no apparent reason.
I wish that people all around the world started to globally masturbate. (Wtf?) |
iliketoblowzombieheadsoff |
Posted: August 08, 2010 02:05 am
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Ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatt Group: Members Posts: 4896 Joined: May 26, 2006 |
Granted. But apparently, masturbation is so horrible that only 19 people did it in the entire world. One of the people is you, and you couldn't stop for such a long time that you get a stroke.
I wish I got a driver's license so I can use it for ID purposes. -------------------- Current game(s): Uh uh not updatin' this no mo
Looking forward to: Some shit Name Shortcut: Zombie, Isit, Bob(not recommended) |
Equalizer |
Posted: August 08, 2010 03:30 pm
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Last hope of Mankind Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 633 Joined: February 12, 2005 |
Granted. Unfortunately there is no hologram on the ID and you get barred from bars, clubs and anywhere that serves alcohol, or cigarettes.
I wish September was here already. -------------------- |
mallic |
Posted: August 09, 2010 04:59 pm
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Penguin Overlord Group: BB:S Team Posts: 3099 Joined: June 08, 2006 |
Granted, but as my birthday is in September you all have to deal with the fact that Russia gives me control of their tactical missiles for one day and I nuke half of the planet in a giant pattern that spells out "Fuck you all I am 19 now and you're all going to die"
I wish the women that ask me out didn't always turn out to be complete fucking sluts. --------------------
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iliketoblowzombieheadsoff |
Posted: August 10, 2010 05:29 am
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Ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatt Group: Members Posts: 4896 Joined: May 26, 2006 |
Granted. Instead, transgenders became extremely attracted to you and couldn't stop chasing after you. You die of dehydration after a desperate attempt to run from every transgender you see.
I wish I was a Spectre operative, and did not go crazy on Terrazine. -------------------- Current game(s): Uh uh not updatin' this no mo
Looking forward to: Some shit Name Shortcut: Zombie, Isit, Bob(not recommended) |
Equalizer |
Posted: August 11, 2010 12:10 am
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Last hope of Mankind Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 633 Joined: February 12, 2005 |
Granted, but you get shot point blank in the face moments after wishing and you die from having your brain severely trauma'd.
I wish Feed Me did more tracks. -------------------- |
iliketoblowzombieheadsoff |
Posted: August 11, 2010 06:59 am
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Ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatt Group: Members Posts: 4896 Joined: May 26, 2006 |
Granted. They made more tracks in the name of fans. When you were out to get them, something terrible had happened... a 5-ton vault fell on you, crushing you to death.
I wish I'm more excited about going to college. -------------------- Current game(s): Uh uh not updatin' this no mo
Looking forward to: Some shit Name Shortcut: Zombie, Isit, Bob(not recommended) |
Equalizer |
Posted: August 12, 2010 09:57 pm
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Last hope of Mankind Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 633 Joined: February 12, 2005 |
Granted. However, your college gets bombed by Taliban terrorists and reopens on 15th August, 2173, by which time you are 100 years in your grave somewhere in the middle of the desert in Kazakhstan for some mysterious reason nobody actually remembered how you got there in the first place.
I wish I could teleport. And without any gene splicing with other species or in to solid or liquid tangible objects. Also not in to space. -------------------- |
iliketoblowzombieheadsoff |
Posted: August 16, 2010 02:41 am
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Ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatt Group: Members Posts: 4896 Joined: May 26, 2006 |
Hahahah that is a weird corruption.
Granted. You can teleport everywhere, much like the dudes in Jumper but without the consequences. One time, you teleported to a place you thought had a floor. Instead you teleported to a sinkhole. You fell into the great unknown, dying in the process. I wish I had 2 more weeks before school. -------------------- Current game(s): Uh uh not updatin' this no mo
Looking forward to: Some shit Name Shortcut: Zombie, Isit, Bob(not recommended) |
Equalizer |
Posted: August 20, 2010 03:09 am
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Last hope of Mankind Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 633 Joined: February 12, 2005 |
Crap, forgot that loophole.
Granted. You have 2 more weeks before school. 2 weeks lasts precisely 26 seconds. I wish Microsoft would re-release Windows XP. -------------------- |
iliketoblowzombieheadsoff |
Posted: August 20, 2010 06:02 am
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Ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatt Group: Members Posts: 4896 Joined: May 26, 2006 |
Hahahaha it did kinda feel like that few before I started school
Granted. Microsoft re-released Windows XP. Unfortunately it was only a 5-minute release and you were ill-prepared for it, so you never got your hands on a copy. You committed suicide in front of Microsoft. I wish I enjoy my day of school tomorrow. -------------------- Current game(s): Uh uh not updatin' this no mo
Looking forward to: Some shit Name Shortcut: Zombie, Isit, Bob(not recommended) |
Equalizer |
Posted: August 20, 2010 05:54 pm
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Last hope of Mankind Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 633 Joined: February 12, 2005 |
Granted. you enjoy your day at school, but the minute you leave school you become incredibly depressed and begin cutting your wrists.
I wish there was something actually decent to eat in the house. -------------------- |
DavidRoxZoRs |
Posted: August 21, 2010 03:51 am
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Doom Trooper Group: Members Posts: 1189 Joined: December 18, 2004 |
Granted, a very fancy restaurant known for serving delicious food caters your dinner tonight. It was a wonderful dinner, and you felt satisfied when you went to sleep.
I wish that I could wish for a wish with a fish named Tish on a dish with some other fish who like to wish. [EDIT]: I'm from 15 years in the future, traveling into the past to reveal the consequences of your wish that seemed so perfect. This morning, you woke up, and felt like today would be a great day. Unfortunately, the food you ate 15 years ago had very slow-acting carcinogens that just caused you to get Stomach Cancer. It is incurable and very fast acting. You died 15 minutes after being diagnosed. This post has been edited by DavidRoxZoRs on August 21, 2010 03:54 am -------------------- |
iliketoblowzombieheadsoff |
Posted: August 21, 2010 07:20 am
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Ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatt Group: Members Posts: 4896 Joined: May 26, 2006 |
HAah, nice corruption.
Granted. Your rhyming wish gets you a job as a high-payed author of poem books. One day, the printing manager asks you for so much (the greatest epic of 10,000 pages) that you die of overworking after trying to rhyme the fifth line. I wish for the newest L4D2 DLC to be released earlier. This post has been edited by iliketoblowzombieheadsoff on August 28, 2010 05:11 am -------------------- Current game(s): Uh uh not updatin' this no mo
Looking forward to: Some shit Name Shortcut: Zombie, Isit, Bob(not recommended) |