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mallic |
Posted: January 26, 2008 03:52 am
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Penguin Overlord Group: BB:S Team Posts: 3099 Joined: June 08, 2006 |
granted you ate a flesh eating parasite and you will die in 2 years. Every woman on earth wants to fuck you but the first thing eaten is your penis
I wish for another fish (the last one got sent back for not being cooked right) --------------------
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iliketoblowzombieheadsoff |
Posted: January 26, 2008 09:02 am
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Ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatt Group: Members Posts: 4896 Joined: May 26, 2006 |
Your second wish for a second fish was now in a paper dish, but an epileptic woman killed you because she's squemish.(wow that was bad)
I wish I'm the coolest guy in school. (liez) -------------------- Current game(s): Uh uh not updatin' this no mo
Looking forward to: Some shit Name Shortcut: Zombie, Isit, Bob(not recommended) |
DavidRoxZoRs |
Posted: January 26, 2008 09:33 pm
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Doom Trooper Group: Members Posts: 1189 Joined: December 18, 2004 |
your wish is granted but then everyone in your school except you dies and you commit suicide because you dont get enough attention.
I wish I could become intangible at will -------------------- |
mallic |
Posted: January 26, 2008 10:41 pm
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Penguin Overlord Group: BB:S Team Posts: 3099 Joined: June 08, 2006 |
granted, but satan anchors you in a male locker room for all of eternity
I wish for a gun --------------------
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iliketoblowzombieheadsoff |
Posted: January 26, 2008 11:31 pm
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Ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatt Group: Members Posts: 4896 Joined: May 26, 2006 |
You wished for a gun to shoot it for fun, but after a while your time in this world is done.
I wish I can make 3d renders. -------------------- Current game(s): Uh uh not updatin' this no mo
Looking forward to: Some shit Name Shortcut: Zombie, Isit, Bob(not recommended) |
SDWBOSS |
Posted: January 27, 2008 12:37 am
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Elite zombie Butcher Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 1407 Joined: June 30, 2006 |
Your wish is granted, but you start making your own mod called "BrainLoaf" that consumes your life and is never quite finished. You die alone and in obscurity. The mod is never released.
(A bit cheeky, perhaps?) I wish I knew 17 different martial arts to protect me from the IronOak development team -------------------- |
Equalizer |
Posted: January 27, 2008 02:57 pm
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Last hope of Mankind Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 633 Joined: February 12, 2005 |
Wish granted, but you're so flxible and powerful you kick yourself in the face and break yur own nose. Later you choke on your own blood and die.
I wish I had my computer already... -------------------- |
SDWBOSS |
Posted: January 27, 2008 07:17 pm
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Elite zombie Butcher Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 1407 Joined: June 30, 2006 |
Granted your computer is here. Unfortunately when you connect it to the internet a freak lightening bolt hits your house and it becomes self-aware, quickly gaining control of government defence systems across the globe and within 10 minutes the world's population has dropped 90%.
I wish I was the world's best archer. This post has been edited by SDWBOSS on January 27, 2008 07:18 pm -------------------- |
mallic |
Posted: January 27, 2008 07:34 pm
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Penguin Overlord Group: BB:S Team Posts: 3099 Joined: June 08, 2006 |
granted but your bow string snaps and you get hit in the face with an arrow and it gets stuck in your eye
I wish for a penny --------------------
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DavidRoxZoRs |
Posted: January 27, 2008 08:59 pm
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Doom Trooper Group: Members Posts: 1189 Joined: December 18, 2004 |
Granted, but you have no pockets and your hands are full so you put the penny in your mouth to hold it, there-on choking and die. I wish everyone in the universe that could help, would help on BB:S btw... if i'm intangible i can go through anything... i can just phase through the anchor.... -------------------- |
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mallic |
Posted: January 27, 2008 09:47 pm
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Penguin Overlord Group: BB:S Team Posts: 3099 Joined: June 08, 2006 |
I mean like the way a ghost is anchored to the place it dies (theoretically)
granted but micronazi steals the game for themselves --------------------
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iliketoblowzombieheadsoff |
Posted: January 27, 2008 11:21 pm
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Ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatt Group: Members Posts: 4896 Joined: May 26, 2006 |
Where's your wish?
I wish I'm already good at the drums, good I mean Portnoy good. -------------------- Current game(s): Uh uh not updatin' this no mo
Looking forward to: Some shit Name Shortcut: Zombie, Isit, Bob(not recommended) |
Security Corporate |
Posted: January 28, 2008 12:36 am
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Gore God of Massacre Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 3115 Joined: April 28, 2005 |
Granted. However, you have this horrible tendency to smash the drums into pieces. No band hires you. I wish I has a money. |
mallic |
Posted: January 28, 2008 12:40 am
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Penguin Overlord Group: BB:S Team Posts: 3099 Joined: June 08, 2006 |
you have a money but a hobo robs you, eats your girl friend, and sodomizes your whole family.
I wish something bad happened to mars --------------------
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Security Corporate |
Posted: January 28, 2008 12:46 am
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Gore God of Massacre Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 3115 Joined: April 28, 2005 |
Granted. Hells' minions invade the planet and use it as a staging ground to invade Earth. The first place they invade is your house. They then proceed to hang you with your own intestines. I wish I had another balloon of helium I could inhale. |