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revive: the wish game| Nikku |
Posted: January 28, 2008 01:19 am
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 Mr. Coke  Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 3114 Joined: December 12, 2004  |
Granted, but you inhale all of it in one gulp and with your buzz you decide to smoke a cigarette and you explode.
I wish i never had to take dumps. (Can we please not have every answer ends in You choke, OLd woman pussy, Flap Jack tits, You exploded, You are sentenced to eternal buttsecks with a hourse and your instenses reupaiture -------------------- Only when you gick, will you truly fish...
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| mallic |
Posted: January 28, 2008 01:38 am
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 Penguin Overlord Group: BB:S Team Posts: 3099 Joined: June 08, 2006 |
granted but the only ways this can happen is by god fucking you with a 500 meter dildo.
I wish for Pang -------------------- 
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| Luciel |
Posted: January 28, 2008 10:17 am
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 Doom Trooper Group: Moderators Posts: 1070 Joined: August 18, 2005 |
Granted but the giant balls squash you.
I wish for holidays. |
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| _CiviliaN^SoldieR_ |
Posted: January 28, 2008 10:32 am
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 civilized d00d Group: Moderators Posts: 3250 Joined: November 01, 2004 |
wished granted but every holiday resort you goto is struck by a natural disaster.
I wish for wings! --------------------  |
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| Security Corporate |
Posted: January 28, 2008 10:54 am
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Gore God of Massacre Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 3115 Joined: April 28, 2005 |
You got em, but since you weren't specific, you were given small insect wings that unfortunately cant support your weight. I wish I had more time. |
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| gordon_frohman |
Posted: January 28, 2008 01:56 pm
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 Frohtastic ! Group: Members Posts: 2357 Joined: November 19, 2006 |
you have all the time in the world ! because the time continioum stopped, making everyone and everything around you freeze in time ,
you are a lone traveler in a time where time is frozen. i wish for creativity -------------------- |
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| SDWBOSS |
Posted: January 28, 2008 09:44 pm
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 Elite zombie Butcher Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 1407 Joined: June 30, 2006 |
Helium is an inert gas  And don't say my bow string snaps - it upsets me  Anyway, Frohman: Granted but you create more than the world's population can handle, sending them all insane and bent on burying you under your thousands of creations. I wish I could travel anywhere in the universe AND return safely  --------------------  |
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| Elite viking |
Posted: January 28, 2008 11:01 pm
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 Veteran Lord Carnage Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 2471 Joined: December 16, 2004 |
You rip a logical hole in time and space as you defy all the laws of nature. Everything around you gets warped out of proportions, and wham, you're in the parallel universe where Hitler won the war.
I want some good old alcohol, but not spirits. |
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| -=Chris Redfield=- |
Posted: January 28, 2008 11:28 pm
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 Baby Slayer Group: Members Posts: 1299 Joined: October 19, 2004 |
Wish granted, and you get an opened bottle of Bourbon County Stout that has been sitting out in the sun for ten years straight.
I wish baby-kicking to be a sport. --------------------  (1) I like to beat women. (2) I like to beat babies (3) I like to beat women while beating babies (4). I like to watch women beat their babies...and then I beat the women. |
 
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| iliketoblowzombieheadsoff |
Posted: January 29, 2008 01:20 am
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 Ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatt Group: Members Posts: 4896 Joined: May 26, 2006 |
Granted. Baby-kicking became a sport, until a baby who was made by a steel mommy and daddy was kicked at your head. Your neck cracks.
I wish kids in my school didn't smell like ass. -------------------- Current game(s): Uh uh not updatin' this no mo
Looking forward to: Some shit Name Shortcut: Zombie, Isit, Bob(not recommended) |
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| Security Corporate |
Posted: January 29, 2008 05:24 am
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Gore God of Massacre Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 3115 Joined: April 28, 2005 |
Granted. They don't smell like ass but they sure smell like shit! I wish the title of "President of the USA" would be changed to "Chancellor of the USA". |
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| mallic |
Posted: January 29, 2008 12:31 pm
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Penguin Overlord Group: BB:S Team Posts: 3099 Joined: June 08, 2006 |
granted but yoda kicks the chancellor's ass (which should have happened in the fucking movie)
I wish I wasn't so damn good at SCA combat  --------------------
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| _CiviliaN^SoldieR_ |
Posted: January 29, 2008 11:08 pm
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civilized d00d Group: Moderators Posts: 3250 Joined: November 01, 2004 |
Granted, but unfortunately for some g*d-damn reason you fail to wield any weapon or be able to wear any armour.
I wish I could run extremely fast and jump really high. -------------------- |
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| mallic |
Posted: January 29, 2008 11:56 pm
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Penguin Overlord Group: BB:S Team Posts: 3099 Joined: June 08, 2006 |
you hit a wall
I wish for nothing --------------------
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| iliketoblowzombieheadsoff |
Posted: January 30, 2008 01:26 am
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Ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatt Group: Members Posts: 4896 Joined: May 26, 2006 |
Your wish is granted. Eventually a crow attacked your eye, a clumsy surgeon saws your arm, a vampire hunter stabs you in the heart by accident, a boxer swings his arms at your back for no reason, and finally, you die.
I wish I don't feel dried up after taking a bath. -------------------- Current game(s): Uh uh not updatin' this no mo
Looking forward to: Some shit Name Shortcut: Zombie, Isit, Bob(not recommended) |
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