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Zombie Assassin |
Posted: February 27, 2008 08:26 am
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Last hope of Mankind Group: Members Posts: 645 Joined: October 02, 2006 |
Prologue
I couldn't eat anymore. I was full. "I can't believe you ate that whole steak! That thing was HUGE!" my friend, Daniel, said. I looked out to everyone that was watching me, and looked proud and triumphant of myself. The audience was too stunned to do anything other than envy me. "Yeah, Mashood gave me his best shot, but I won. Now, all I want to do is go back home, lie down, and watch some hardcore wrestling. Raw wrestling, not ECW. More like Extremely Crappy Wrestling* to me." *No offense to ECW fans, or ECW Extremists. Profile has to be like mine: Name: Soap MacTavish (yes, i have call of duty 4). Occupation: SAS Equipment: SAS Uniform Lives in: Wisteria Lane Bio: Dark, shady and mysterious past. Note: The answers to the profile for my character dont have to be the same. |
-=Chris Redfield=- |
Posted: February 27, 2008 05:28 pm
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Baby Slayer Group: Members Posts: 1299 Joined: October 19, 2004 |
Don't be surprised if nobody signs up. Just telling you.
-------------------- (1) I like to beat women. (2) I like to beat babies (3) I like to beat women while beating babies (4). I like to watch women beat their babies...and then I beat the women. |
mallic |
Posted: February 27, 2008 09:40 pm
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Penguin Overlord Group: BB:S Team Posts: 3099 Joined: June 08, 2006 |
god damn it we thought we got rid of you >_> go away
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Elite viking |
Posted: February 28, 2008 12:15 pm
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Veteran Lord Carnage Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 2471 Joined: December 16, 2004 |
It's a friggin full scale war between ZA and the rest of the members here...
I thought we were supposed to be above flaming and hating. But I guess everyone has their limits... even really tolerant people like us This post has been edited by Elite viking on February 28, 2008 12:16 pm |
iliketoblowzombieheadsoff |
Posted: February 29, 2008 01:36 am
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Ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatt Group: Members Posts: 4896 Joined: May 26, 2006 |
Yepzor. I fully agree with Viking.
But you missed the time when ZA posted worthless bull... so did the other members right? Only difference with ZA is that, once he does that, all the members get awfully mad(including me). That'll change... well atleast for me. ZA, don't let these people put you down. Edit: And oh, hey you're using Soap!!! He kicks a lot of bootybutts. We have COD4 too, and it especially kicked ass when you play as him and the British Forces. This post has been edited by iliketoblowzombieheadsoff on February 29, 2008 01:37 am -------------------- Current game(s): Uh uh not updatin' this no mo
Looking forward to: Some shit Name Shortcut: Zombie, Isit, Bob(not recommended) |
Zombie Assassin |
Posted: March 02, 2008 01:31 am
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Last hope of Mankind Group: Members Posts: 645 Joined: October 02, 2006 |
Yeah. Defeated Crew Expendable on Veteran. Died once. Let my teammates do everything.
Still coming up with ideas... dont wanna make this one bull... |
Neal Ovdensson |
Posted: March 03, 2008 02:41 am
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Experienced Killer Group: Members Posts: 76 Joined: January 09, 2008 |
This is kinda... not good... dude...
This post has been edited by Neal Ovdensson on March 03, 2008 03:05 am |
Neal Ovdensson |
Posted: March 03, 2008 03:04 am
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Experienced Killer Group: Members Posts: 76 Joined: January 09, 2008 |
But, I think I'll take a crack at it, because I like to do this sort of thing.
Name: Neal Ovdensson Occupation: Professional Assassin Equipment: Trench coat, Cargo pants, punisher skull shirt, harpoon gun, and a .357 Desert Eagle Lives in: Seattle Bio: Came to america after burning down his neighbors' house with them inside. He is criminally insane, and now works as a hit man for a prominent Norwegian crime boss, Neal handles people in america who need to die (according to his boss), and has trouble interacting with people he doesn't know. |
mallic |
Posted: March 03, 2008 01:18 pm
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Penguin Overlord Group: BB:S Team Posts: 3099 Joined: June 08, 2006 |
evil 10 year old demon DIE!!!!!!
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Neal Ovdensson |
Posted: March 03, 2008 09:33 pm
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Experienced Killer Group: Members Posts: 76 Joined: January 09, 2008 |
I'm 17, not 10.
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iliketoblowzombieheadsoff |
Posted: March 04, 2008 06:04 am
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Ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatt Group: Members Posts: 4896 Joined: May 26, 2006 |
Worry not, neal, he's applying to Zombie Assassin. He turned 10 I believe, since he was 9 and he said he had a b-day.
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Looking forward to: Some shit Name Shortcut: Zombie, Isit, Bob(not recommended) |
Neal Ovdensson |
Posted: March 05, 2008 02:00 am
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Experienced Killer Group: Members Posts: 76 Joined: January 09, 2008 |
Ooooooooh! *trying to stifle laughter* ok then. He's ten and on THIS forum?
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Xemo |
Posted: March 05, 2008 02:22 am
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Real zombie Nemesis Group: Members Posts: 326 Joined: November 27, 2006 |
I still disbelieve him.
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Neal Ovdensson |
Posted: March 07, 2008 02:14 pm
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Experienced Killer Group: Members Posts: 76 Joined: January 09, 2008 |
Hahaha! well, maybe he IS lying.
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mallic |
Posted: March 08, 2008 07:57 pm
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Penguin Overlord Group: BB:S Team Posts: 3099 Joined: June 08, 2006 |
yes neal that was not aimed at you (also its not hard to believe I played drastically violent video games at the age of ten, although I had the common fucking sense to not say that I was ten and to keep my microphone on mute so that they couldn't hear my squeaky voice)
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