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Elite viking |
Posted: February 18, 2006 04:48 pm
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Simple fun.
Here's my two favorite forms of humor that you yourself can make: Tired. In this one you simply rob yourself of your much needed sleep. After twenty hours or so you either laugh of everything or get incredibly cranky. Freetranslation. Find a text you'd like to laugh at, go to This page, paste it in and translate it from English to German and back again. Watch the mutilated lines that used to make so much sense. This works awesome with no. 1 |
jimmy |
Posted: February 19, 2006 02:20 am
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![]() Real zombie Nemesis ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 307 Joined: June 20, 2005 ![]() |
OUCH! If im doing them it wont be untill year 11 at least sot ill have plenty of time to reconsider. (if thet makes you feel better.)
I intend to use a bat, no friends. and throwing someone out a window, well yea your right dont want to kill anyone......just break their legs -------------------- ![]() "and from that day forth, anytime a bunch of animals are found together in one place it's called a ZOO!... Unless its a farm!..." |
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**[STARS]**BrasileiroSk8r |
Posted: February 19, 2006 06:28 am
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got my toes crushed by some cool guy wearin combat boots while skanking to faggy ass bands. COOLEST NIGHT EVER. too bad the place where the bands were playing is closing after tonight. RIP SOLID SOUND STUDIO!
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hunter |
Posted: February 19, 2006 11:42 am
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LOL skanking i remember dat!
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Equalizer |
Posted: February 19, 2006 12:54 pm
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Ouch... that has got to be painful. Ever still, I think you should have friends with you to help pound the crap out of them anyway -------------------- |
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Elite viking |
Posted: February 19, 2006 09:26 pm
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I saw a movie clip on killsometime.com once...
IT was a guy that lit his arm on fire. He was smiling and laughing, until the camera guy said "cut" and he tried to put the fire out. He couldn't, and from the looks of it the sweater melted onto his arm and caused some VERY serious burns. The ones I would recommend you didn't do at all costs Jimmy was diving out of a glass window and getting hit by a car. Windows doesn't explode into tiny shards like they do in movies, we are talking long, dagger like shards that cut you to shreds. They can hit your skin and stay inside, and if you are really unlucky get stuck like a fishing hook. Why one shouldn't get hit by a car is obvious. Everything could go wrong. You could be thrown over the car, or pulled underneath, or go crashing through the glass, fall wrong etc. |
jimmy |
Posted: February 19, 2006 10:32 pm
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Ive tried jumping through a glas pane before... i bounced off it.
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hunter |
Posted: February 20, 2006 12:40 am
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Ive never tried anything recless or death de-fieing! Someone give me some ideas on what to do!
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Nikku |
Posted: February 20, 2006 01:56 am
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![]() Mr. Coke ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 3114 Joined: December 12, 2004 ![]() |
don't get me started on stupid shit like that...
20 feet up jumping 5 feet plus gaps... yeah im a retard i also did way more stupid shit Sleep Deprivation is the funnest thing man i always do it every weekend i luagh at everything This post has been edited by Nikku on February 20, 2006 01:57 am -------------------- Only when you gick, will you truly fish...
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jimmy |
Posted: February 20, 2006 07:13 am
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GET HIT BY A CAR!!!!!!! OR play in dence trafic and get your friends hit by a car -------------------- ![]() "and from that day forth, anytime a bunch of animals are found together in one place it's called a ZOO!... Unless its a farm!..." |
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CoolDude |
Posted: February 20, 2006 05:01 pm
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Yeah, I'd rather have one of my friend's get hit by a car, lol. -------------------- "If You Mess With The Best, You Die Like The Rest" ~~~ So don't mess with me. ~~~ ..~~......................................~~ ...~........................................~ "Yeah.... you're cool." ___.....__..... __......|...........|----\....|....|....|----\....|---- /.........|..|.....|..|.....|...........|...../....|....|....|...../....|---- \__.....----.....----.....-----......|---/.....-----....|---/.....|---- |
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jimmy |
Posted: February 21, 2006 07:55 am
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SCORE 1 FOR THE DRIVER!
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Equalizer |
Posted: February 21, 2006 11:21 am
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Did you get hit? Or haven't you done it yet? EDIT: If you haven't done it, I still strongly suggest you don't. This post has been edited by Equalizer on February 21, 2006 11:22 am -------------------- |
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Nikku |
Posted: February 22, 2006 09:32 pm
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![]() Mr. Coke ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Old BB:S Betatesters Posts: 3114 Joined: December 12, 2004 ![]() |
a girl slapped my ass to day and i feel so voilated... lol im never slapping another girl's ass
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**[STARS]**BrasileiroSk8r |
Posted: February 23, 2006 09:21 pm
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join the club. they keep tellin me i have a big ass, i dont if its a compliment or theyre making fun of me. alls i kno is they scare the shit outta me wenever im walkin in the hallway and they just randomly grab my ass.
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